I would really love for everyone to get to know the people in my novels a little better, so I thought it might be fun if I interviewed the lead roles in the stories. I’m planning for this to be a multi-week blog article featuring Driftwood Island‘s Alley and Skyler, and also Monster in the Basement‘s Madeline and Archer. And then I’ll (hopefully) wrap it all up by introducing my two newest characters from my third book No place for fairy tales. I hope you enjoy this special feature article. Happy reading!
Me: I would like to introduce the lead girl hero of my first book—
Alley: I’m number one! I’m number one!
Me: Um yeah. Like I was saying, the lead girl hero of Driftwood Island, Alley Petunia Ryewooler.
Alley: No one ever uses my full name in the book, it’s just Alley. (she shrugs)
Me: Yeah, I know, I kind of wrote it.
Alley: Right, right, you totally did. But I helped a lot too.
Me: . . . . . . .
Me: Um, I was just going to ask some simple questions and we’ll see where it goes from there, okay? Are you ready?
Alley: Yes! I’m so excited, it’s like my undies are on fire!
Me: Ummmmm, o-kay.
Me: First let’s start with the easiest questions. What’s your favorite song?
Me: Living dead girl, that’s kind of an old song.
Alley: Yeah, that makes it a classic.
Me: . . . . . . . right.
Me: What is your perfect pizza?
Alley: A Spicy Italian with anchovies, calimari, and sushi on top.
Me: Wow, you really like fish.
Me: Hey, no throwing things.
Alley: I’ll be having fish related nightmares for the rest of my life! It’s like I’m traumatized or something. Seriously, I can’t even walk by an aquarium with out getting the creeps.
Me: Sorry, but it made for a great story.
Alley: (silently glares)
Me: Okay, let’s move along to the next question. (I nervously shuffle some notes around)
Me: What’s your favorite thing to wear?
Alley: I have these dangly little baby bat earrings, they are so cute! And best of all, every time Skyler sees them he thinks that they’re little fairies attacking me, so he tries to save me from my earrings. It’s really funny.
Skyer: It’s so not funny. ( he’s leaning against a wall just outside of the interview set.)
Me: Okay, let’s move on to the next question.
Skyler: Thank you ( he silently mouths)
Me: (thumbs up)
Me: What was your favorite part of your adventure?
Me: Awe, that’s sweet.
Skyler: ( blushes a lot and looks at his feet)
Alley: Yeah, because he’s my honey-pie-snuggle-bunny.
Skyler: (slowly facepalms)
Me: Okay, last question.
Alley: Last question? Already? But we just got stared.
Me: Last question.
Me: If you were the villain of the story, what would you have done differently?
Alley: I would have been less icky. Darla was like chasing after guys that were way younger than her, and she was hanging all over them, it was totally gross.
Alley: Yeah, but she was think’n it!
Alley: She totally wa—.
Me: Okay, thank you for your time. It was great talking to you Alley, and maybe we’ll see you again later.
Alley: Wait, I wasn’t done yet!